Nazis, by whatever name you call them, are basically the gremlins of the BB world. You invite one in and then all the sudden they start reproducing like crazy, in a few hours you’ll have a house full of them. (Apparently Nazis have a lot of free time). They start out friendly enough, they’re relatively polite, intelligent, and even thoughtful.
Oh no, they will say “the 88 in my name doesn’t stand for the awful number that every other neo-Nazi puts on the end of they’re screen name when they invade a board, it is just my old football number. Small world eh? All one big coincidence I hate Hitler. Even though I’m a white nationalist I have no idea people used that number to mean Hail Hitler.” (Come on even I freaking know what that means. Either you’re retarded or a liar)
But then like the gremlin all the sudden they WILL turn poisonous and grow awful scales and start spewing bile from their evil little mouths. You will have a board packed full of nasty little creatures that you will have to pick them off one by one. Then we will all learn our lesson again. DON’T PLAY WITH GREMLINS!
Wait, I´ve seen the movie, you´re not supposed to feed them after midnight or before? I´m certain you don´t have to let the nazis touch water, they spawn like pop-corn…
Darn, them Nazis are a complicated bunch, aren´t they?
Nazis are a bit worse then gremlins. You can’t feed gremlins after midnight, but you can’t feed Nazis … ever. They are also not nearly as cute as gremlins.
If I remember right, all you have to do is find a movie theater playing Snow White. It’s sure to be filled with Nazi gremlins (probably attracted by the “White” part). Then you blow the place up with the help of your semi-girlfriend.
Yeah, I found it quite off. His excuse was that 88 was his football number. No one bothered asking him WHY it was his football number, to start with. It surprised me that the intelligent and questionning masses of SDMB didn’t catch that one.
Personnally, I didn’t give a shit what he said. He’s dangerously well spoken and certainly doesn’t spew with the hatred I’d expect. I just don’t have any time for anyone who’s into a “white nation” and COINCIDENTALLY has 88 after his screen name. What a coinkidink. :rolleyes:
If it was indeed (and innocently) his number while playing football, he well realizes what it means now that he’s a “white nationalist” (or whatever the fuck he calls himself). A quick email to the mods or admins could change his name. But he’s quite happy with it as it is.
His name isn’t so popular that he has to add a number after it. Believe me, I would have been happy with Cheeky Monkey. Seems it’s quite popular on any board I go to. So I follow it up with 613. I’m sure he’ll be happy to know that 613 is the number of mitzvahs (commandments) that G-d gave to the Jews to uphold, which is why they call Jews “the chosen people”. Sucks to be him, I guess.
In Germany there is no universally agreed alphabetical order including the umlauts. There are DIN norms on the topic but in everyday use it is unclear. Even Dictionaries, phone books etc don’t always stick to one system. Usually the letters are numbered without the umlauts (and always without the ß, but for different reasons.)
I once worked in a hospital archive and I can tell you, conflicting schemes of alphabetical ordering are not fun.
German neonazis use the 88, and this the reason why licence plates containing 88 (and a few other combinations) are not issued.
The use of such pseudo-secret codes is even more wide-spread in Germany because we have a crime called “Use of symbols of unconstitutional organizations” which bans the real thing in many cases.
Thanks kellner, German has never been my strongest language…
I thought you used the same system as us ( A - Á - B - C - D - Ð…) including the umlauts. And I had no idea that ess-tset (don’t have it on my Keyboard) wasn’t included in Das Alphabet. Live and learn…
Thanks for enlightening me, Cpt. Amazing. We don’t use the letter C but we still include in our Alphabet, so you never know. Also, I assumed Never Have I Because I was talking about the German alphabet - you know… Nazis? Heil Hitler is actually not an English expression.
I´m certain you don´t have to let the nazis touch water, they spawn like pop-corn…
