Stop the presses! Major breaking news story!

I see a Pulitzer Prize in someone’s future.

Bob, Bob, Bob you’re not grokking the big picture. You need to read between the lines. Washington is a gray, shadow world of subtleties.

This is just the very beginning of Cal’s political career which will culminate in “President Ripkin” and you were there for the initial mention.

Holy crap! This blows the Nixon tapes right out of the water!

So does this mean someone set us up the bomb?

No, although it is a well-known fact that all our base are belong to President Bush.