Stop thinking about the game

The Game Room
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There’s a game, and the object of this game is not to think about the game.

The moment you have thought about the game, you have lost. The only way to win is not to remember that you’re in the game.

By reading this thread, you have thought about the game, so you have lost.

By writing this thread, I am thinking about the game, so I have lost.

The only way to win is to stop thinking about the game.

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Orange Penguin
Orange Penguin
Orange Penguin

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What’s a game?

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[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
What’s a game?
[/QUOTE]
To you, about $5.99, because I like your face.

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Goddamnit I lost the game.

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[QUOTE=Captain Carrot]
Goddamnit I lost the game.
[/QUOTE]
:smack: You just made me lose too (I subscribed to the thread).

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Argh! I can’t believe you made me lose the game, just because I was browsing the Game Room! I was on a 4-month winning streak (comparitively puny, I know). I probably won’t even be able to browse the Dope without losing the game.

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I’m actually quite good at this game.

EDIT - Dammit! I just lost!

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[QUOTE=jjimm]
The only way to win is to stop thinking about the game.
[/QUOTE]

The only way to win is to not play in the first place.

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The first rule of the game is …

Ah, shit.

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[QUOTE=Stringer]
The only way to win is to not play in the first place.
[/QUOTE]
Not at all: I was doing quite well all last week, until a slip-up on Saturday morning.

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I like traffic lights …

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Here comes another one …

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Ha!

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Dirty socks, dirty socks, dirty socks, dir. . . . .

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Fish!