Say I’m in the mood for Jarritos Mandarina and Maui Onion-flavored Blue Diamond almonds. Is there a store near me that carries both of them?
Or say I want some Levi 501s. Should I drive all the way to the mall to find out if they have my size? (I certainly don’t want to call and be put on hold for 10 minutes by a minimum-wage douchenozzle.)
This information oughta be at hand, searchable, by location. So I don’t have to sit here with Fanta, spanish peanuts, and ill-fitting pants.
Hey, Google, GET ON IT!
Memo to Google: I am available to be hired at the VP level. I have good people skills. I won’t call any other managers ‘douchenozzle’ (to their face), because I’m a team player.