Am I crazy? Either I cant find the Straight Dope store, it never existed or it is closed.
I want to buy some Slug Signorino prints or something.
The server that housed the Straight Dope Store suffered a catastrophic failure and has not been restored. Not sure when or if it will be.
In the meantime, you might try going directly to the source, go ask Slug if he has something for you. He has a lovely website here: