Me, Ferdinand Quimhunter III, Peering up a the balcony, oblivious to lno:
Oh maiden fair, upon the square
I fathom not thy tongue,
Yet thy sweet breasts and golden hair
are made for love, so pure and young,
Care to give Ferdie a roll?
Like yon bull of yore am I hung!
Can I be Elenfair’s servant/handmaid, the kind who does her hair and clothes and has a shy, secret romance with the delivery boy? I can be in the chorus, too, if you have enough other singers to drown me out. Oh, and I’ll do the programs–somebody find a Babelfish Esperanto-to-English translator for me, will you?