Holy fuck I miss the paperbacks and articles.
This online thing sucks ass.
I miss the good times back in the 80s.
I miss my hair.
And all kinds of other stuff.
Get over it dude.
I miss walking.
The books really are cool. I’ve got all of 'em, I think.
(Is there a checklist?)
I have all the books as well but I am fine with the online Straight Dope. Cecil rarely has the same snarky attitude he did early on but hey, we all mellow with age I suppose.
I enjoy having access to the archives of not just Cecil’s columns but also the Staff Reports. That wouldn’t be possible without “this online thing” as you so poetically put it, Claude.
Small comfort probably, but we haven’t invented anything new lately. Same old left-right left-right shit.
The toddlers I see are all very busy working on an alternative, but eventually they lose their dreams and wind up using the same stride as everyone else. It’s kind of sad.
I’ll take it!
The toddlers can’t get venture capital and they can’t figure out KickStarter.
The M.C. Hammer Slide was a step in the right directions.
It’s just a jump to the left…
I’ve been trying out left-left-right-right. I expect results any moment.
I’m working on a walk where the right leg isn’t silly at all, but the left leg does a forward aerial half-turn every alternate step.
It’s called skipping.
You can expect the cease and desist letter from little girls at any moment.
Bring back Weird Earl’s!
And Michael Jackson was a talented black entertainer.
It sounds like everybody’s talkin’ ‘bout a new way of walkin’.
Yeah, good times.
Sorry, but the 80s were, like, the worst decade everrrrrr!
The 60s, on the other hand, ROCKED!!!
Yeah, screw all this convenience and instant access to information!