Straight Dope

Is THAT how it’s supposed to go?

I’ve been going right-left right-left.

Sheesh!

I miss dipping my zwiebach in my Bosco.

Mumble on the bus or a park bench, the old-fashioned way.

Or Laverne and Shirley.

You’d use your cellphone silly.

I forgot about Binaca! Thought you meant Mick Jagger’s wife until I looked it up. Damn, the things you forget.