Straight Men, Lesbian Women

I used to be real prejudiced against homosexuals.
But I figure, hey, (assuming you’re queer)if your wife was a man you could leave the seat up, right? And instead of “cuddling” you could talk about sports.
As for lesbos…well, I understand where they’re coming from. I’d eat pussy before I’d suck a dick any day of the week.

GOD bless America,
ProudAmerican