So I’m interviewing potential roommates. One guy just came for a showing of my house and here’s some interesting points that turned up in discussion:
1.My roomates started sleeping together and have moved out together. So did his.
2. He’s been dating a girl for just over 3 years. Me, 2.5.
3. We both drive the same make and model of car.
4. Our mothers have the same name.
5. We’re both native Pittsburghers seeking jobs in the same unrelated city.
6. We have the same major.
7. We’re the same age.
8. I go to school in his neighborhood. He works in mine.
9. His anniversary is my birthday.
10. Our birthdays are the same day of the month.
11. I almost moved to his college town last month.
Dude, you’re making a mistake. He’s already well on his way. Now all he has to do is kill you in your sleep and his mission to steal your life will be complete.