A couple of really wierd headlines over on MSNBC today.
Civil war threatens Iraq unity
No shit, Sherlock?
A pharaoh’s firstborn son is resurrected
Really? I had no idea human cloning had come along this quickly!! :eek:
Corrected that first one for ya 
Aw, crap. They always told me at church that if I didn’t mend my wicked ways I wouldn’t hear the Final Trump.