Aaaaaand my favorite (lyrics NSFW):
Brodway’s Carols for a Cure feature a lot of such songs, including Avenue Q’s The Holi-Daze, which was cut from the show in tryouts, but thankfully they recorded it.
I think this song ranks right up there.
“My Baby Lamb Has Christmas Cancer”.
The whole album is nuts, really.
Fred Schneider of the B-52’s has a side band, the Superions. I was at a party last weekend, hosted by a friend of mine who has…ummm…eclectic tastes in music. He had a big playlist of holiday songs he was playing on the stereo, which included tracks from a holiday album by the Superions, “Destination… Christmas!”
My friend was very eager for all of us to hear his two favorite tracks from the album: “Fruitcake” and “Christmas Conga (Jungle Bells).” Let’s just say that they definitely aren’t your normal Christmas songs.
Santa’s Super Sleigh!
Although when I saw the movie for the first time, I heard it as Santa's Souped Up Sleigh.Paul Kelly’s How To Make Gravy, the saddest Christmas song of all time.
Give the Jew girl toys by Sarah Silverman
That was too funny! Could have picked someone who could actually sing, but whatever.
“We Three Kings” - Spinal Tap
Hey, nobody’s mentioned I Want An Alien For Christmas yet, so I will.
I have always been charmed by “Miss Fogarty’s Christmas Cake,” a lilting Celtic tune about a deadly pastry.
Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings “Ain’t No Chimneys In The Projects”.
Also, coyly NSFW, and also by Sharon Jones, “Big Bulbs”.
oi to the world by no doubt its about a racist street fight on xmas …and how they make up afterwards …
Wow! :eek: Even*** I*** found this offensive! (Well, mildly, anyway. :o )