Strangest Christmas/holiday songs

I think this semi-remake of “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer” takes the cake.

Other contributions in this department?

Well, I’d say “Fairytale of New York”, but you’re a long-time Doper, so I would presume you know about it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8

Santa Doesn’t Cop Out On Dope

Christmas at K-Mart

Old Fatso

I like this one by Twisted Sister

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grwP8QvI1jY

I “discovered” this one on A John Waters Christmas CD (apparently he used it without permission): Santa Claus Is A Black Man

Mention must be made of Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater.

And it wouldn’t truly by Christmas, would it, without Deck Us All With Boston Charlie?

And, from the UK, Bo Selecta’s Proper Crimbo.

From Maryland: Crabs For Christmas.

“Where’s My F***ing Bike?” By Kevin Bloody Wilson (Aussie, of course! )

Sorry, I don’t have a link, but I promise, you won’t be disappointed if you find it!l

Dominick the Donkey

I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4uW2PT-190

Father Christmas by The Kinks
https://youtu.be/fPPCPqDINEk

The Night Santa Went Crazy by Weird Al Yankovic
https://youtu.be/Tb-Mce9VpmY

Christmas at Ground Zero by Weird Al Yankovic
https://youtu.be/t039p6xqutU

Dr. Demento Christmas CD:

Found it. It’s probably NSFW (for language) so I’m putting it in a spoiler box to obey the two click rule.

One of my favorites.

one of mine as well. Give all the toys…to the little rich boys

Marlene Dietrich performs “Der Trommelmann (The Little Drummer Boy)”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reD0rau3A34

The graphics chosen by that user are…interesting. :smiley:

I heard Ella Fitzgerald singing about Christmas on Christmas Island, and Santa bringing presents in a canoe.

WTF? :confused: Never heard it before today.

John Denver begging “Please Daddy Don’t Get Drunk this Christmas” is right up there on the spectrum of odd.

For no good reason, I’ve had “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” stuck in my head for several days. That’s bad enough, but then my subconscious starts substituting the lyrics to David Allen Coe’s Perfect Country Western Song. That’s a weird place to be…

Santa Dog by The Residents

Do They Know That It’s Christmas?