Last week I saw an infomercial for swords. Yes, swords, not knives.
Mind you, the DID have some deals on “bulk knives”. But they were really pitching individual swords and “sword sets”. From Japanese samurai swords to a “Highlander” replica.
There’s gotta be some even wierder stuff. I can’t wait to read.
Super Blue Stuff. Definitely. You have this ancient bumpkin of a famer on there peddling this miracle cream (it’s got emu oil AND assorted herbs!) all the while saying “I’m not a doctor…” like he’s proud of that fact. Basically, he has no medical training/background yet he feels that since he threw together what looks like a tub of leftover spooje from a frat party, it must be okay to sell it.
But the name’s pretty cool. 