Yeah, that’s right straws suck because they don’t suck. I am a lazy man and if straws would suck then they wouldn’t suck. Can’t someone invent a straw that doesn’t suck by making it suck? Whose idea was it to allow straws to continue to suck by not making them suck? I am sure we will hear from the straw defenders saying straws do suck and therefore don’t suck, but come on. I am the one that sucks, the straw doesn’t suck so the straws sucks. Everyday I wake up hoping to hear about a straw that doesn’t suck because it sucks and I never hear about it. Now, that sucks.
This rant sucks.
My wife doesn’t suck either, but she doesn’t deserve a lame ass pit thread…
OR…
My fan blows. It blows because all it does is blow…
Screw it, it’s just not worth the effort.
Yeesh, talk about your cries for help, or clues. . .
I see the straw defenders are here in full force. Are you paid by the Straw Council of America?
That’s a straw man argument if ever I’ve heard one.
Don’t they still teach proper straw operation procedures in nursury school any more? Or were you absent that day?
The first thing I thought of when I saw this thread was “That’s the idea”.
In protest of this thread, I hereby rename all my straws, Freedom Straws.
Straws don’t suck, people!
People suck, people!
Enjoy,
Steven
This rant both sucks and blows.
Straws don’t suck, People suck!
[sub]but I think the straw helps…[/sub]
Yeah Golfer, how did you get that pea-brain of yours into your head?
You dumb fuck!
“Why, you look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!”
Did anyone else think this was going to be about Jack Straw?
Yeah, well, vacuums suck harder.
You beat me to that! and yes, I think he sucks too.
With regard to vacuum cleaners, if it needs cleaning that would mean that it contained something (dirt), therefore I say you are NOT in fact dealing with a vacuum, so we should all refer to them correctly, I will take nominations here for the new name.
I had a beer…hee hee
Unclviny
[stupid geeky hijack]Straws don’t suck, really, everything else blows[/hijack]
Actually, if everything else blew, then straws would suck by comparison.
In theory, not having cable sucks, but I can’t figure out which side of the tv to stand on for it to work. I’ll keep you posted.