Apologies to Poe’s Raven
A weary, yes a thirsty scholar, I fanned her gently with a dollar
She slunk to me across the floor
The absynthe that I had been drinking set me upon a way of thinking
Her eye into her soul it was the door
Will she in me find one she can adore?
Thus quothe the whore - “Nevermore”
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What the hell did she get in her eye that did that?
Do you want us to type out our guess, or are we on the honor system?
Looks like a blown blood vessel. Icky.
That’s not far from here. Did you notice a couple were charged with “Prosutution”? I wonder what sort of penalty that carries.
I guess the goggles did nothing.
For her, no. For him, I’d say they worked. Too well.
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Yeah, had one of those brought on by stress a couple of years ago. The feeling when the blood vessel lets go is one of the weirder things you’ll ever not want to feel.
Reading the arrest reports, I see that one of the dancers was charged with solicitation of an alcoholic beverage - she asked an undercover cop to buy her a drink. Is it really a crime in Florida for a woman to ask a guy to buy her a drink in a bar?
Yep-that happened to my dad when I was high school. He had to wear an eyepatch and still bitched because my mother wouldn’t let him drive himself to work.
All for asking for a drink…?
Naw, that would suck. I sympathize with all involved.
I saw that one. Don’t know if that, in and of itself is a crime, or because the woman in question was not old enough to consume alcohol (born 2/24/1986). One of the other women’s signs shows “Warrant - VOP” which I think means “Violation of Parole”.
One of the strippers (the first one shown) committed “prostitution” by agreeing to a lap dance for $30.00 (which is pretty expensive… I’ve… uh… heard), and then fondling the officer’s sex organ through his pants with her hands and buttocks.
Officerdude… that’s a lap dance.
Welcome to America.
If that’s prostitution, I’ve been a ‘john’ several times.
Judging from the officer’s reports, “prostitution” in Florida seems to involve any sexual act, even masturbation, for money; the reports all make sure to state that a sexual act was done and that money was tendered.
True, but the officer bought the lap dance, not the “sex act.”
The stripper then engaged in the “sex act” while dancing.
If I were defending the stripper, I would certainly claim that, the transaction already having taken place under the specified terms ($30.00 for a one-song dance), that the stripper just got a little too “into it.” Plead to lewd conduct and pay a fine.
And, on reading the police reports, some (I don’t know about all) of the arresting officers were WOMEN. Which adds a whole new wrinkle to it, with regard to defenses.
Though it’s the only reason that I’ve ever bought a lapdance, I’ve always thought that the bumping and grinding was pretty much illegal everywhere in the US because it was sexual contact for money. 
I’ve seen your user name, and wondered if it was a contraction for “Reverend Tim.” Now, I’m guessing not-ly, but there’s always a chance …
You ever get cum in your eye Gabriel, HMM? It BURNS. So, there I was, laying in the middle of my bed completely naked with an eye full of cum, thinkin’ to myself “oh hell no.”
Jimmy Swaggart was a Rev.