http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/06/20/sand.deaths.ap/index.html
Get Off The Beach! Saaaaand!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
Yeah, but the sharks have cooler theme music.
So, by that reasoning, nature’s greatest killer must be:
No, it’s
“Knock Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Land Shark”
I’m only a dolphin, ma’am.
I knew I was right about the Sandman as a kid… :eek:
Is nothing safe anymore? This story depresses me.
Oh, great, as if I didn’t have enough to worry about. 
Obviously, those holes have been dug by sharks. They’re human pits, don’tchaknow?
You *are *allowed to quote *some *of the text you know:
So… what about sand sharks?
“It used to be you had to watch out for the sharks. Now you’ve got to watch out for the beach!”
actual semi-remembered lines from the movie Blood Beach (1981)
Taglines from iMDB:
quote]Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water - you can’t get to it.
The five people believed to have drowned here never even made it past the sand!
…where the water is the safest place to be!
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