I just need some humor today. Anybody is free to give me GOOD(that means no corny repetitive blonde jokes or anything) jokes, funny pictures, and humorous sigs. I’ll start with this:
A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a
most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long
black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet
behind.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull dog on
a leash.
Behind were 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn’t stand the
curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said,
“I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you,
but I’ve never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?”
The woman replied, “Well, that first hearse is for my husband.”
“What happened to him?”
The woman replied, “My dog attacked and killed him.”
She inquired further, “Well, who is in the second hearse?”
The woman answered, “My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband
when the dog turned on her.”
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two
women.
“Can I borrow the dog?”
“Get in line.”
I know some people might not find that funny in light of the recent tragedies, but I just really need something that will make me laugh. I think just about everyone does.
