Almost a year ago my coworker friend and I kidnapped another coworker’s stuffed toy bunny rabbit. The thing is, is that the second coworker had received a big promotion and didn’t bring the traditional treats so we kidnapped his bunny (Stumpy Sloan). We started out by sending photos and ransom letters then we started sending body parts (his tail and :::a-hem::: cotton balls) still no treats because he “doesn’t negotiate with terrorists”. Pshawwwwwwwwww. :rolleyes:
About a month ago we started mailing the rabbit around to Dopers and LJers for photo ops and letters sent back to his “dad”. Some people, while not physically having the rabbit, have sent postcards written as if it they were written from the bunny.
We are really digging the torment inflicted on the non-treat bringer and want to come down even harder by bombarding him with more cards and letters. He deserves it, trust me.
So, does anyone want to be in on the great postcard bunny project? Post here and I will send you the info.
A coworker was riding down the road and saw a billboard that said “You will meet god at the end of the road.” And he said he went to the end of the road, and God wasn’t there. So we are now having people send cards from all over the world that say, in the native tongue, “You will meet God at the end of the road” and in English (his native tongue) “The road is longer than you think”, “I was there, where were you?” or “I waited an hour, what happened?”
Send me the info - I’m in.