Stupid car dealer advertising jargon

You know, I’d be fine with most car commercials if they’d just stop throwing the word “value” around like a cheap whore.

So now we’re condeming cheap whores? Now I’ll never get laid.

Will someone please tell me the rules?

So… are cheap whores a good value or not?

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Those car dealer ads on TV are as obnoxious as the ads for diapers and laxatives during mealtime.

I don’t want to hear about taking a shit while I’m eating!

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