Stupid cow.

The BBQ Pit
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What you don’t know about leading a software project is a lot. Books are written on what you don’t know. The totality of your ignorance is only shadowed by your lack of charisma and abrasive disposition. In the future, keep stuffing that 3000 egg and bacon bagel in your yapper to keep from speaking at meetings you can’t bother to make on time anyway. Better yet, just apply that grease laiden artery blocker directly to your hips. You stupid cow.

If you ever raise your voice at me again in a meeting I’m going to stuff that breakfast of champions down your gullet with the tinfoil. Stupid fucking cow.

When you ask me a question, expect an answer. It doesn’t have to be an answer you like or want to hear. I’m under no obligation to provide you with feel good answers. Just because you managed to cobble together a schedule, doesn’t mean it’s well cobbled or even a remote semblence of reality. I know you’ve never been a developer. Don’t pretend you can even fathom whether a task is simple or complex based on the number of words it takes to describe it.
Ignorant fucking cow.

So when I tell you that you are wrong, please feel free to continue storming out of the meeting room with a snide remark with your expandable skirt bunched around your swelling hips. I know that taking the bat and ball home is a shrewd hard ball business strategy that’s worked for you in the past. It’s not going to get much traction with me. I don’t need you to agree with me. Useless petulant fucking cow.

Cunt. :mad:

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Man, you should know by now that the mere mention of someone’s weight when it comes to a pit thread about anything other than someone’s weight* is going to result in a train wreck.

That being said, I feel for you. I hate working with corporate tantrum throwing children.

*Note: Includes pit threads about someone’s weight.

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Holy chicken feathers, Batman! That’s a LOTTA EGGS! And one TiRED chicken!

ba-dum-bum

Thanks, folks, I’ll be here all week.

And QuickSilver, dude, I really like you, but you had to know this was a bad way to start a thread. Either that, or you’ve missed the other 5,999 threads that’ve been ripped to shreds for being fat-bashing.

That said, she sounds like a real treat. I hope she threw her little fit in front of upper management. If she didn’t, take a camcorder for next time.

E.

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My deepest and sincerest appologies to all overweight people the world over for the unintentional slam.

'Cept of course for the stupid cow I’m pitting.

That stark raving cloth eared bint with an exagerated sense of importance gives poisonous harpies with syphillic induced insanity a bad name.

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Oooh…that was good.

E.