Stupid coworker and her Anti-Harry Potter lying self

Emotions have been high in the past week at work. I think it’s because of Reagans’ death, the new release of the latest HP movie, and the pledge case. We all (usually 8 of us) share one medium sized work area in which we share work spaces and computers, and we cycle in and out of the area as need dictates.

I usually don’t get too involved in the discussions at work, but I do listen in, if not partake. I’ve heard such gems as “I think she’s an atheist because her mother was mean to her as a child”, and the deep thought that “4 million abortions have been performed in the US. That is the root cause of our moral decay. Just look at England. The Muslims are breeding like rabbits there!” Believe it or not, but I am usually able to let comments like these slide, do my job, and go home.

This one really annoyed me though. The new HP movie was mentioned and Girl Genius, Gigi for short, piped up “We don’t do Harry Potter. I heard the author (Gigi doesn’t know the author’s name) on a radio interview where she said whe was a Wiccan and she was using her books to introduce children to the Wiccan religion.”

I guess I’ve been at the SDMB too long because I said loudly “I’m calling bullshit on that!”

Gigi starts babbling something along the lines of “Well, that what I heard.”

I asked her “Where did you hear that- what station?”

and “When did you hear that?”

and “Who was the interviewer?”

and “If she really said that, don’t you thing that would have been pretty much a TOP news story on say, CNN, for a couple of days with some pretty intense discussion and interviews to follow for a few weeks?”

Of course, her answers were all various permutations of “Ummm, I don’t know.”

I told her I was going to pull up some interviews with J.K. Rowling addressing the issue, and if she refused to read the salient points I would read them out loud to her.

I pulled an interview with Larry King and one on BBC (oh look them up yourself), and some third one from somewhereorother and had to read them out loud because she refused to look at the computer screen. At least the six other poeple who are afraid of the printed word (except for the big book, of course) got to hear what Rowling had to say including a little gem where someone at a book signing told Rowling that they had practised the spells and Rowling said (paraphrasing) “Don’t bother, I made them up and they don’t work”.

The end of this exercise had some folks saying “Well, I believe in God and the bible and heaven and hell!” I said that was fine but it didn’t have crap-all to do with Rowling, Harry Potter and Wiccanism.

Gigi still insists she heard what she heard. I asked her if she was certain it was Rowling on the radio or someone on the Christian Braodcasting network repeating some information as Rowling clearly denies the charge. When I last saw her she was trying to integrate the conflicting information somehow. I told her she can believe what she wants to believe about the HP books and movies, but she should reconsider spreading the rumor that Rowling is a Wiccan who is actively trying to convert innocent children, because it is simply not true.

I think the Rowling/Wiccan claim was the basis of an Onion article.

Sometimes all you can do is laugh heartily in their face. Although I did get a private giggle over the picture of you standing in the middle of work, reading to the other cow-orkers the truth, since they refuse to see it for themselves.

Strike another blow against ignorance!!

I once saw a few minutes of a supposed “expert” on Wicca (this was on TBN, otherwise known to me as the scary preacher channel) expounding on how Harry Potter was all about indoctrinating kids into Wicca, and how it was really devil worship…I couldn’t take it.

I’m not Wiccan. I’m not anything like an expert on it. But I do know that Harry Potter has fuck all to do with Wicca, unless he has a Wiccan classmate somewhere we haven’t heard about. (That WOULD be interesting, come to think of it!)

My hero!

Now what you need to do is throw one related sarcastic comment in her face every day until you cease to get amusement from it. That worked for me when a cow-orker of mine insisted that Barry Manilow was once a member of Jethro Tull.

Hah-HAHH!! She’s obviously keeping the spells that work to herself, and will only reveal them in later books!
:rolleyes:

I am Wiccan, I saw the first Harry Potter movie for the first time two days ago, and I sure didn’t see any real connection. Hell, they’re celebrating Christmas instead of Solstice at one point.

It’s also struck me as funny, and a little scary, how eager the religious right is to believe we’re looking for converts left, right, and centre. We’re not. They have us confused with themselves. In the 9 years since my own conversion, I have yet to meet a Wiccan who prosthyletizes (although I don’t deny such a thing is possible). Most of us believe that all paths are valid, and anyone who needs ours will surely find it.

Usually, we do the opposite. We keep newbies well and truly ostracized until we’re absolutely sure they aren’t teenagers who’re trying to piss off their parents, people who’ve seen The Craft too many times, or the type who believe they’re reincarnated from some Sabrina-esque witch from Salem.

Anyone left over is welcome to join :wink:

You might want to read her the following quote from JK Rowling:

…oh, wait, I’m sorry, that wasn’t JK Rowling, that was God.

Daniel

On a tangential note… I once knew a fellow online who was fiercely proud of the “fact” that Weird Al was Canadian.

Except… he isn’t.

When pressed, he could produce no documentation, and yet dismissed my entries of the official Weird-Al biographical materials by saying “Well, they made up a lot of stuff for those to be funny.”

Yes, they did, but how is it funnier for Al’s parents to be American, and Al likewise American?

Otherwise, this fellow seemed like a smart guy too.

Ahhh yes, Harry Potter. I’ve had this discussion with a few nitwits I know who insist it is devil worshipping, child tainting witchcraft.

The funniest part is that many of these Christians who will not let their kids see Harry Potter have no problem with the Star Wars series, or The Wizard of Oz, or good ol’ Bedknobs & Broomsticks, Mary Poppins, etc etc. I even listened to some nutty explanation of how the Star Wars series is actually about God blah blah blah.

These people scare me.

You mean, hands out fake limbs? :smiley:

How many movies can they make about a garage in Palo Alto? Sure, the damned things famous, but will they ever stop milking the story for profit?

Actually, believe it or not, that Onion piece prompted many of the Wiccan/Satanism accusations:

Archive.org copy of original Onion piece (It is no longer available from the Onion site directly).

Relevant Snopes entry.

We got this (Star Wars is ok when HP is not) from the home-schooled kids down the street who play with my older stepdaughter. They’re scary. If you’ve seen Mean Girls, you know the “weirdly religious home-schooled kids” in the intro? It’s pretty much like that.

I just don’t get it. Even the Pope is ok with Harry Potter. What do they think will happen? Something horrible, like a kid picks up a stick, points it at something and says one of the spells… and discovers it doesn’t work?

Don’t be squinky, Squink. You know HP means Hoo-Pla.

They’re afraid it will work and little Timmy will turn Mommy and Daddy into lawn ornaments next time they have Broccolli.

If only we were that lucky. It certainly would rid the world of some ignorance, if it worked.

You seem to be under the impression that these people are ok with the Pope. I would disagree.

Look :rolleyes: Black Helicopters!

Christ on a Ritz! What’s wrong with these people? Harry Potter has to do with Wicca, what General Motors has to do with Greenpeace, nothing. People see what they want to see, that’s why we exist, committed to fighting ignorance, though I’m afraid we’re losing.

[minirant]These fanatical Christians never own up to their history, never admit that more people have died in the name of Christianity in the past hundred years, than will EVER die in the name of a pagan religion like Wicca. [/minirant]

Imbeciles, the lot of 'em. Good on you Ca3799 for fighting the good, albeit fruitless, fight against ignorance!

Ahem, Wicca is just a 19th-century revival of nature worship carried on today by crunchy granola types and fat women with too many cats, but the British-Celtic religious tradition it claims as its forbear is drenched in the blood of humans and animals. Frazer’s *The Golden Bough is a good survey of pagan practices in ancient Europe.

Really? I thought Wicca was pretty much based on nothing at all, and is a modern invention, despite the claims of its followers. OK, that’s kind of what you said, but then the history of Wicca itself is still pretty bloodless.