Stupid Customer Questions

I’m back again, wondering if there are any new answers to my stupid question… What are some of the things customers have asked you or have said that make no sense…i.e. Does the water go all the way around the island? or Which is brighter, the matte white or the glossy white?.. I hope you get my drift, I might be writing a book so thanks for any input…

I don’t know if this is really what you’re looking for, but I thought it was funny:

“Is Mr. Smith there?”
“I’m sorry, he’s out of the office”
“Is there any way to get ahold of him right now?”
“No, I’m sorry - there’s no way to get ahold of him now”
“Does he have a pager?”

O.K., wouldn’t a pager fall under the category “Ways to get ahold of him”?

Did you get any good ideas from
the last time?