I really hate the one like “While you SCREAM at your woman, blahblah I don’t even remember the rest of it…” but it boils down to there’s some wannabe Mr. Nice Guy viewing your abused woman from afar wishing he could save her from you because he’s a super Nice Guy.
RAWR, that one is dumb. I actually wrote a bitchy note about it and then unfriended a bunch of people who posted it (they were serial “Copy this to your status if you love kittens!” anyway, but still).
I haven’t run across the bullying one just yet, thank goodness. My current favorite is the “THINK ABOUT THIS!!! 9/11 (NY), 1/11 (Haiti [which… wasn’t that on the 12th anyway?], 3/11 (Japan)…” and then something about how 12/21/2012 equals 11 if you add up and the digits and a Bible quote taken out of context and then, in parentheses, it says: So ask your self, ARE YOU READY?!
Mentally, I always add “… for some FOOTBALL! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!”
I saw one person who came away from the crowd and added “2/27 (New Zealand)” which I guess is significant because OMFG, IF YOU ADD ALL THE DIGITS, IT’S JUST LIKE ELEVEN! I dunno.
I wish my family had never realized there was such a thing as Facebook or the internet or, you know… news.