I have a very nice time trial/triathlon bike for sale on an internet advertisement.
Last Monday, somebody reaches me through that ad via a phone call, and we haggle over price until we reach a mutually agreeable point. He agrees to buy the bike, and by happy coincidence, it turns out that he lives in Utah but will be coming through Denver very soon, so we arrange for him to come pick the bike up. On Sunday, he e-mails me, and he wants more photos. I assure him the bike is in good condition, and he should have asked before he agreed to buy the bike, but whatever, it’s not a huge issue. I spend about an hour total getting some digital pics to him. He calls the next day, and wants ten more. Whatever, I take ten more digital snap shots and send them. Finally he is satisfied, and we make plans to meet the next morning (Thursday, today). I stay up until 4:30 AM last night making the bike completely ready to go. I re-cork the bars ($10). I install two new brake cables ($10). I clean, lube, and get it ready to go. The clean and lube will both have to be repeated after one use or one puddle. The cork after 300 miles or so (about three weeks of use).
In the interim, under the understanding that I will sell my bike to him, I take the “For Sale” sign off my bike. I stop talking to people about it. I tell one pretty wishy-washy guy that kept asking questions via e-mail that the bike has been sold. (Granted, probably nothing would have come of it) But worst of all, I don’t take the opportunity to post flyers in Excel Sports Showroom in Boulder or along the Pearl Street Mall when I was already out there flyering. I have about a month to sell this thing and I’ve spent about a week and a half working with this guy.
This morning (when the transaction is supposed to take place) I recieve an e-mail from him. No phone calls, even though he obviously knows my phone number and I’ve spent plenty of long distance on him.
Elliot,
I am sorry to tell you we will not be coming to Denver as planned. We had major auto problems leaving Logan yesterday and my van is out of commission and needs $3200.00 worth of repair. I will also need to back out of the purchase of your bike with these unplanned auto expenses.
UHHHH, FUCKER!!!
Really, what exactly can you do to a van that costs $3200 to repair? Excuse my skepticism, but I really think this guy is lying about the sudden auto problem.
But even if it is true, I’m pitting that stupid fucking van and my horrible luck with disappearing buyers.
Worst of all, on Monday, he volunteered to send out a deposit via Fed-Ex. I declined becasue I liked this guy, felt he was genuine, and, hey, Fed-Ex is expensive.
STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!!! :smack: