Working my fucking ass off and finally getting a goddamn break off and decide to go fishing up in the mountains and get the fuck away from stuff for a night cause I got a day off tommorow with no warning and no fucking time to plan And the fucking mountain it self decides it want’s to come visit the valley so everybody is crowding up every other road to the east, so I won’t be able to make it up before dark, and I can’t really get to the place I want to go at night cause the road is a pain in the ass and I can’t even get beer cause of dumbass leftover blue-laws and none of my friendy bartenders are working on sunday since it’s a shitty bar day and they close early which is a big pile of ass so I’m stuck here in front of a damn computer screen like every other day of my life. :mad:
The landslide obviously landed right on top of all your punctuation.
Who the hell punctuates stream-of-consciousness anyway?
First lesson of adulthood: when you are down to two bottles of beer, always go buy the next batch. Beer, like machine oil and toilet tissue, cannot be purchased using the Just In Time model of stock replenishment.
Sorry to hear about it. It’s nice to actually get a couple day’s peace from work. However, one must always have a contingency (sp?) plan for these situations. I, for one, always keep a loaded cooler in the trunk for times like these.
You must learn to plan, young padawan. 
I had a plan, find peace in the mountains. Solitude in the immovable rock, happiness in the geologic formations of time beyond mortal understanding of scope, tranquility in the vestiges of that which is and will always be beyond present to thwart mankind mankind, and stands timeless beyond and outside the ravages of human fuckitallupidness. And it fell off the fucking hillside and royally brontosaurus-ass-screwed my plans.
- Be glad you didn’t get killed or injured.
- Nothing is permanent, not even mountains, lakes, or highways/freeways…It’s all temporary.
- Assume that gravity happens at all times, no excuses for being surprised.
- There is more than one lake to fish from and more than one mountain range to go to.
- Always have a back up plan.
- There is no excuse for running out of beer…I don’t care what state you reside in.
- Become an activist to get rid of blue laws so the inexcusable #6 doesn’t happen.
Class dismissed.
I understand that. I was just saying, you know, carry a cooler. Always. And at least you have mountains. The closest we have are speed bumps.
One of the best laughs I’ve had here all week.