Stupid Gun news of the day (Part 1)

A 50-year-old man shot and killed himself in front of a group of people, including children, who were attending a gun safety class Sunday in Bellevue, Washington, according to The Seattle Post-Intelligencer.

"Brian J. Parry reportedly used a pistol provided to participants to end his life in front of about a dozen people. A coroner’s report issued earlier in the week ruled his death a suicide, the Intelligencer noted.

The shooting took place at the West Coast Armory, which bills itself the state’s “premier indoor shooting range” at 31,000 square feet, featuring state-of-the-art shooting stalls and “NRA certified Range Safety Instructors” present at all times. "

Tragic, but I doubt there’s any way of preventing this. At some point a instructee is being trusted with a loaded gun, and it takes a second to put it to your head and pull the trigger.

Indeed they do. Both kinds, in fact: country and western music.

Sadly, that is true, but I had posted earlier about a new trend of suicides at gun ranges, so my post about the guy in Washington was a recall to that earlier post.

Guns are part of a lot of songs.

As for suicides at gun ranges. I don’t really consider suicide very relevant in the gun control debate. With that said, if my kid becomes a depressed teenager, I would store all my guns at the range.

Representative Charles Rangel (D-NY) pleads that “millions of kids dying” from assault weapons- which apparently include handguns. Either he’s using hyperbole or attributing every death due to guns on the planet Earth.

Charlie Rangel? Hyperbole? Extravagant rhetoric? No! You don’t say!

Besides, what would a wimp-ass liberal like him know about guns? Except for his jolly jaunt in Korea…

How is that Stupid Gun News?

We’ve been through this already. Kable thinks that posting links to anything gun related is somehow relevant to this thread. Which is stupid. Therefore, it qualifies.

Man shoots finger trying to get wedding ring off:

" Malespini told police he was “trying to get rid of his wedding ring,” so he thought he would “shoot it off,” according to The Associated Press.

Officers said Malespini appeared to be intoxicated. While his finger was badly injured, the wedding ring was still on his finger, according to the AP. "

http://www.wmur.com/news/national/Man-shoots-finger-to-get-wedding-ring-off/-/9857926/19359182/-/551phqz/-/index.html?absolute=true

Well… racing to buy up pistols, shotguns and non-“military style” rifles out of a fear the AR-15 might be banned is pretty stupid. That’s probably what the relentlessly impartial Kable was trying to communicate. Kudos for your honesty!

Man cleaning his gun shoots son in head.

Excellent point. He could’ve been cleaning a toaster oven, fishing tackle box or pair of tennis shoes, any of which could’ve gone off and his son would be just as dead. The fact that guns shoot deadly projectiles that can instantaneously kill people at a distance makes them no different from any other household object. You could easily kill someone with a pack of chewing gum if you jammed it into their eye socket hard enough. Why aren’t the gun-grabbers clamoring for background checks on Juicy Fruit?

Because Juicy Fruit is harmless. It’s Double Bubble that’s the killer!

Another gun the president wouldn’t ban kills a person. If only he hadn’t listened to Biden about that shotgun.

Alcohol does it again!

We will discuss this anecdote at length at the weekly meeting of the Kable Temperance League.

Didn’t see this posted:

Heh, gun fetishists are stupid.

Is the little man in your head telling you that you are winning this argument?