Stupid Gun news of the day (Part 1)

Just wish I had ten dollars for every time you’ve brought it up, apparently in the belief that it is a matter of concern to us all, and bears repeating. Either that, or it proves something.

Have you actually read any of her poetry, listened to her speak, or, worst of all, listened to her read her abominable poetry in her “I’m bringing you wisdom from an old black woman, the wisest people of all” voice? I don’t know about paranoid, but she brings stupid and arrogant to the table.

It proves Red Fury’s last statement incorrect. I could have used a youtube video of someone else if you prefer that. It really does seem to some of you that defensive gun use really never happens. I just like to show that guns sometimes regardless of how much you all hate the fact.

I once shot a guy in my pajamas.
How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.

Except, of course, for the detail that he didn’t say any such thing. Do you specialize in disproving things other people don’t say?

Dear gun-gropers monthly:

I always read you letters column, but never thought anything like that would happen to me. But just last week, I was at home wearing nothing but a shoulder holster and my trusty Walther P99. Well, would you believe that not one, but TWO criminals chose that moment to invade my personal domain. You can imagine my thrill when I…

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I’m going to regret this, but…

Cite?

The sentiment is pretty clear in post 1789 that I was replying too.

Nah it’s there. Maybe you should smoke a little less medical marijuana.

As has been pointed out in multiple previous gun threads, the car insurance analogy isn’t perfect because no state requires you to have insurance simply to own a car. The insurance is a requirement of getting a license to drive your car on public roads. A better analogy would be requiring insurance to get a carry permit, which wouldn’t be much worse then the current costs associated with permits.

Actually 1589 you saps.

Oh, the sentiment! Yes, of course! The hidden meaning of his words.

Try again. Third time’s the charm.

Arm, eh? Thought you were supposed to aim for center mass. I don’t feel a lot of compassion for mankind radiating from your posts, so I guess you’re a piss-poor shot. Surprising that you’d wave that experience around like a Junior G-Man badge of honor. Better luck next time, Barney.

How many defensive gun uses do you think happens per year?

Good you found it. How many defensive gun uses do you think happen per year?

Oooh! Oooh! Mister Kay-BELL!

Fewer than the number of accidental shootings?

Cite?

Are you asking about the actual facts or the sentiment?

I know you sentiment, I want to hear you cite some actual facts. Don’t seem like dropzone wants to answer. How about you? How many defensive gun uses do you think happen per year?