I laughed.
Tell me this site is like the fucking Onion or something. Please.
“Authorities found a box with loaded firearms on a school campus in Parkland, Florida, this week less than three miles from the location of the 2018 mass shooting.
The guns were found Thursday at Somerset Academy by a Broward Sheriff’s Office school resource officer, who then passed the discovery over to investigators, WSVN reported. The incident took place near Marjorie Stoneman Douglas High School, where a mass shooting in 2018 left 17 people dead and injured 17 others.
Following an investigation, the guns were determined to belong to the school’s principal, Geyler Castro, officials said. It was not immediately clear why the administrator brought the weapons to the school.”
Well, who has been saying that the solution to guns in schools is more guns in schools? Republicans, right?
Might I assume that the Fox News report you quoted was congratulatory in tone ?
A Detroit man lost both of his arms after his guns and ammo exploded. A dozen firearms, including handguns and rifles as well as loaded AR-style magazines and about 4,000 rounds of ammunition.
He’s not expected to survive. (Also, the Detroit News doesn’t let me read unless I subscribe.)
So is he ‘a good guy with a gun’ that got ‘a bad guy with a gun’?
Is he ‘a bad guy with a gun’ that got ‘a good guy with a gun’?
It’s hard to tell w/o a magnifying glass and tweezers…
“Before you judge Hitler too harshly, remember: he DID kill Hitler!”
They couldn’t have said he was disarmed?
I always appreciate how quickly Dopers get to the nub of an issue.
[Okay. I just shocked my own sensibilities. What a F’n nightmare story.]
Anyone else notice this bit of writing?
The explosion happened in the garage and spread to the rest of the house, police said.
Explosions tend to do that.
This is the slippery slope they’re always talking about. First they ban your bump stocks and high capacity magazines, then they ban “Assault” weapons, and finally they blow off your arms. It’s the logical progression for Deomcrats’ America.
Only when the building they happened in was stuffed full of explosives…
I am not a subscriber and I can see it.
Interesting excerpts:
The man, who Dwyer said had an extensive criminal background involving weapons charges and manufacturing of explosive items, was under investigation prior to the explosion.
Small explosive devices were found as well, and police believe an illegal operation was running out of the house.
No information about what triggered the explosion.
Another foot soldier lost.
Some form of fast rising heat, most likely.
If he survives, he could be trained in unarmed combat.
Warren, Michigan police are now looking for Arthur, King of the Britons.
“… And in a related story… new arms for Ukraine should be arriving soon. Back to you, Linda!”
No update on the man’s condition, but here’s another story that says he
A Michigan man lost a hand — and possibly more — after a bomb went off in his garage, starting a fire and rattling a neighborhood, news outlets reported.
They did last a lifetime, just a really short lifetime.