KFC customer shoots worker because they ran out of corn.
The headline says it all: Man fatally shoots himself in the groin while attempting U-turn, police say.
So. Many. Questions.
Someone’s going to blame it on him being forced by law to wear a seatbelt.
It was the Covid vaccine. /s
Fools! It was the 5g!
“You’ll shoot your balls off, kid.”
I’m still trying to figure out exactly how this transpired. Obviously the decedent had a pistol in Condition One stuffed down the front of his pants. He contorts himself to make the u-turn and what? The only thing I can think of is that the pistol dug into him and he reached down to shift it, hitting the trigger in the process.
Since it killed him, I doubt we will ever know for sure.
Even “Condition One” calls for having the safety on.
Doesn’t say what kind of gun it was, so it may have been one of those models that’s too cool for a safety.
With maybe one or two exceptions, revolvers don’t have safeties.
It’s also highly unlikely he had a revolver stuffed down his pants while cocked. <snerk!>
And if he did, they were both uncocked afterward.
I didn’t see in the article that it was a revolver.
And even then, the “safety” of a revolver is that it requires either cocking them or that it requires a fair amount of force to get double action.
Who contorts themselves to make a U-turn? Now a 3-point turn, I could understand…
Obviously, his penis should have been armed, so it could defend itself. I blame the lack of penis guns on Biden.
Insert Dusk Til Dawn reference here…
Beat me to it.
His prehensile penis committed suicide.
Wouldn’t you if you had to live next to an asshole?
Pursuing the penis postulate is popular for posters. I propose a penis pump predicament.
Passionless probability - puncture or perforation of popliteal vein. (boo, hiss)