Stupid Gun news of the day (Part 2)

Well, he stood his ground.

When Wallace’s wife, Ginger, ran outside she began yelling. Hootman responded by shooting her twice, killing her as well. Mrs. Wallace was the HOA president of the condo building

Killed the HOA President? Isn’t that two crimes in one?

Hugh Hootman

Spending 75 years with the name “Hugh Hootman” it would be odd if he never shot anyone.

… and if he worked at Hooters …

New Slogan Time:

“Give A Hoot; Please Don’t Shoot…!”

Depends on what’s in the HOA rules.

You mean that might just result in an HOA warning? I wonder what the fine is…

Likely in the section about “excessive noise”.

He gets a pass on littering?

A responsible shooter always picks up his brass.

“Stacked up dead bodies may not exceed 18” in height…"

Well, you can’t take it back, you killed these people. I’m sure there’s lots of people who wish you could take it back, but you can’t.

That’s the nature of guns for you.

He was a responsible gun owner right up until he wasn’t.

The marketing director of a hospital in Secaucus, NJ, has been arrested after police responding to a bomb threat found 39 firearms, including an illegal assault rifle with a high-capacity magazine, stockpiled in his office closet.

Well, you never know when one of the patients might die and turn into a zombie…

Sounds like the final act of Hard Boiled.

At the time, police declined to provide further details on why Alonalayoff brought the weapons to the hospital or what he might have planned to do with them.

This being US healthcare, he probably had a side gig collecting past due accounts from patients.

NJ has some of the toughest gun laws in the nation. How did he even get them? Buy them out of state and then drive them back in the trunk of his car? That said, the ‘rich kids’ take it as a GOP status symbol to try to own those things and to show them off at ranges, etc.

In point of fact, I only personally know the name of one person in the state of NJ who has an AR-15 type rifle. And yes, he’s a Dr.

PS- He used to post picks of himself sighting it in at some billionaire boys club on Face Book.
Cherry Pits or something like that.

In San Jose CA, a man observed a youngish negro walking in the neighborhood, so naturally he grabs his pistol and goes out to confront the guy, who, seeing his gun, turns and runs, so of course the good citizen shoots at the interloper, hitting him in the leg.

Gotta teach those darn negro interlopers to stay where they belong.