Don’t be silly. “Moving boxes” just means they have wheels on them.
I don’t think my password should be 01fAI9e. It’s too hard to remember. I mean, it’s not like anybody would get some sort of jollies out of posting with my user name. But oh well, I don’t know how to change my password […shrug…], so I’m just going to change my underwear instead.
AUTHORITARIANISM FOREVER, BABY!!!
wee haw!!! Xtians suck. I give free blow jobs. Gaudere is a moron. I hate Jews. Fred Phelps is my hero!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hey! Cut that out! Mods, please change my password to “secret”. Thanks.
OK, so I’ve got this way-cool red sweater, and, like, you have to wash it once in a while, ya’know? But, like, when you look at the washing instructions, it says to wash with, like, colors. How helpful is that?! It never says, like, what kind of colors to wash it with. That’s just bogus.
The ‘serving suggestion’ on my cornflakes shows the cereal, in a breakfast bowl, with milk! Is this a healthy thing to do?
I think the Supreme Court ought to make people stop separating the Whites from the Colors when they do their laundry. If you’ve ever noticed, the only reason people do this is to keep from ruining the Whites. It’s always the White’s that get special treatment. I say it wouldn’t hurt a bit if the White’s tinted out some.
What about those signs that say Ped Xing? What is a ped, and how do they xing? Or is it x-ing, in which case, how do they x?
Oh, and why do they keep calling them the ruling taliban? Is there another kind of taliban? If so, I can imagine why they’re keeping a low profile; if, say, you were part of a taliban in Schenectady, you wouldn’t want to be having a big membership drive or something.
Sometimes when I go downtown, I see signs that say “Post No Bills”, but every month I get 'em anyway! Phone bills, gas bills, insurance bills, they just keep on coming! Why are they still coming in the mail? Shouldn’t I be getting them from FedEx or something?
Hey, I wouldn’t mind a sign like that in front of my place, I would be glad to pick up those $500s. But the sign in front of my place just says “Fine for littering” which means they can throw any old thing.
Earlier this year I heard about all these cases of foot-in-mouth disease in Britain, and I wondered…why don’t they just think about what they’re going to say before they say it, and maybe this wouldn’t happen!
“Drive with Caution” I see these signs all over. Who is Caution, and why should I drive with him/her? Who drives, me or Caution?
Then there are those signs in the cul-de-sac neighborhoods that say “No Outlet” - well, no wonder the kids that live in there get in trouble, they have no way of easing their tension, or working off all that energy.
“Stop Ahead” - haven’t seen or known a head since the late 60s early 70s, and what would I stop them from doing?
I don’t know, but I’ve seen this Bump guy mentined in a few posts here.
What about those sighs that say No Dumping Zones. Do people that live in these zones have to go somewhere else to take a crap? Do they do it in secret underground illegal public toilets?
Huh? Organically grown? Well, anything that grows is organic anyway, right? WTF?
I turned around really fast and I swear to God, I saw it out of the corner of my eye. Right before it ran away, but I know I saw it, I know it. I felt it in my bones, I just knew what is was right away. Don’t laugh! I’m serious! What else could it be? It had the tails, the ears, the teeth-what other possible kind of creature looks like that, dude? Right before it ran back into the forest, I could almost swear it paused and looked back at me. But I’m not sure. I couldn’t like, testify to it in court or nothing. I mean, it happened all so fast. But I know what I saw. What else could it be??
It is time for me to speak out against a cruel tradition that has gone on long enough.
I don’t know much about the history of the family, but I say let bygones be bygones. Maybe they used to be disreputable folks, but I haven’t seen them in the news lately. Do we really want to punish people for the “sins of the father”…and grandfather, great-grandfather, etc.?
…where will it end?
What makes it worse is that we do this during a season that should be about forgiveness. What about the true meaning of Christmas?
Year after year, in the most respectable churches, we see this barbaric ceremony blatantly and gleefully advertised as if it were some joyous event:
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The Hanging of the Greens
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Peace?
TN*hippie
I just hit “Post Reply”, but I don’t have an address or anything so where am I supposed to post it to? Am I going to get a bill for the stamp? Maybe I’m supposed to write my reply out and stick it up on a post. Anyone know where the post is located?
I’m sick of hearing people complain about getting Spam. If you don’t like it, don’t eat it. There’s a lot of starving people who would love to have it.
What about those signs on the road:
“Beware of soft shoulders”
I really don’t think we’re gonna get injured by women hurling their shoulders at us from the side of the road!
How stupid is that sign?