Chunky pan of poo.
Manky miggy moo
Fanny wanny foo
Mumbly wumbly croo
Flerbin werbin merdlyflop
Mesticrok flesticrok mint
Bag of wobbly ship
Plates of many water
And a compact disk in a pear tree.
James Earl Carter,
Gerald Rudolph Ford,
Trading means to barter,
A two-by-four’s a board.
William Jefferson Clinton,
Richard Milhous Nixon,
More coins need some mintin’,
More telephones need fixin’.
George Walker Bush,
Ronald Wilson Reagan,
Five spades make a flush,
I know a girl named Megan.
There was a troll who picked his nose.
He picked his butt, he picked his toes.
He picked the meat, he picked the cheese.
He kicked his dog and picked the fleas.
He made his home in my garden bed.
I hate his guts, and wish he were dead.
He eats my tomatoes, he eats my squash.
He eats the sheets when I hang out the wash.
I really hate my garden troll
I curse his stinking petty soul
But when I try to kick him out
He starts to scream and yell and shout
To escape the noise I go back in the house
Where the ugliest thing I see is the mouse
That picks his nose and picks his teeth
And makes his home in my Christmas wreath.