Anyone hear me mention my popcorn episode on the Don’t Follow Me thread? 2 weeks ago I ate almost a whole bucket of popcorn at the movies. I’m talking a big bucket, of the yummy buttered stuff, and when you start eating you’re like a machine: hand in bucket, popcorn in mouth, over and over again. I puked 4 times when I got home. Today I ate heaps of popcorn in the same manner and I feel absolutely icky. Stupid, stupid popcorn. Stupid, stupid me.
I don’t think it’s the popcorn.
To paraphrase Thora Birch in Ghost World, mainly because it’s too late to look for the real quote…
“It’s that yummy chemical sludge that looks like butter.”
Make me puke once- shame on you.
Make me puke twice- shame on me.
But sometimes, even when we know the end will be bad, we go on- because it’s just so fun getting there!
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Didn’t you know?
It’s Them!
They put addicting chemicals in the popcorn yellow sludge, and subliminal messages in the movies.
It’s not your fault. You are a victim.
NOT!!!
Most recently I mowed through a large tub of buttered popcorn while sitting through 3+ hours of orc limb rearrangement a.k.a. Return of the King. Actually, it was more like a tub of butter with a few handfuls of popcorn thrown in.
You’re a lightweight. Keep practicing and soon your stomach will be strong enough that you’ll be able to keep up with the cock-a-roaches when they inherit the world.
The answer to your illness was forshadowed in this very forum exactly 3 months and 4 days ago in Biggirls’s “Let’s send Snapple some more “Fun Facts” for their bottle tops” thread:
That’s not stupid popcorn. I’ll tell you what’s stupid popcorn. Someone brought a “popcorn cake” to work today. It’s popcorn, mixed with marshmallow cream, butter and peanut M&Ms and pressed into a bundt cake pan. Now that’s stupid popcorn.
Stupid and disgusting. I think it’s my turn to hork.
That “cake” sounds vile beyond belief. The OP made me think of “I don’t want any pee on mine”…
A bad workman blames his tools.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!