Maybe the man is Jesus?
Just putting my 2sense in.
Tyranny,* like Hell*,* is not easily conquered*.
-Thomas Paine (fugitive slave catcher)
Arnold thanks for the correction ! Let’s have another !
I, uh, was nowhere near your neighborhood - Campbell Scott,Singles
People often flush immediately before Fido enters their house. Why?
If he had seen the sawdust, he wouldn’t have committed suicide. Why?
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun and fires at the man, missing by inches. The man thanks the bartender. Why?
I know this one! The guy had hiccups, and asked the bartender to scare him.
Geez!!! You guys ever heard of Mindtrap (TM, C with a circle around it, etc.)? You’d LOVE it. It’s got HUNDREDS of these things in it.
Well, either you’re closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge or you are not aware of the power of the presence of a pool table in your community. Ya’ got trouble my friends! -
Prof. Harold Hill
Gary Conservatory
Gold Medal Class
'05
[quote]
Originally posted by Audi:
What is it that the people who make it, don’t want it; the people who buy it, don’t use it; and the people who use it, don’t know it?
[quote]
It’s a coffin
“I’m somewhere where I don’t know where I am.”
another:
A man walks into a restaurant, and orders duck. He takes one bite, leaves, and commits suicide. Why?
He was a sailor that had been stranded on an island with his crewmates. At first some of the crew died of starvation/disappear, but then the captain started feeding them duck until they were rescued. When the man tastes duck and it doesn’t taste as it did on the island, he realizes that what he was eating on that island was not duck, but was in fact his deceased crewmates. The guilt is too much for him and he kills himself.
A man lies murdered in a room with 53 bicycles. Why was he killed?
“There are only two things that are infinite: The Universe, and human stupidity-- and I’m not sure about the Universe”
–A. Einstein
Bicycles are a card brand; the 53rd is his, which he was using to cheat, and the other men he was playing with killed him.
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