Stupid Slut at Pizza Hut (Short and too the point)

Says to let it idle right in the owner’s manual. Though as Coldfire noted 12 minutes is a bit much.

And what’s the use of having a quiet bike. It ain’t about transportation! Got thunderheaders and a screaming eagle kit on mine. Makes your ears bleed.

Heh. Frankly, I don’t think I’ve seen a Harley that COULD idle for 12 minutes straight :smiley:

i kid, i think i’ve seen one or two, hell, maybe only one

:confused: Where does the “Pizza Hut Delivers” sign go on a Harley? :confused:

Why, right on the factory-installed 1 by 1 by 3 foot tool box mounted on the back, of course! :wink:

I swear to God I first read this as “Where does a Pizza Hut Delivery sing go on Holiday” and sat here trying to think of what the punchline could POSSIBLY be, until I finally reread it.

(darn cold, I can’t see, or some such other excuse for poor reading skills at this hour :D)

True story:

When I was but a wee tot, a “friend” of mine, who was herbally enhanced, told this tale:

“So we were really stoned and looked in the phone book, and found these people whose name was Burger King, so we called them up and said ‘yeah, like, can we get two Big Macs and a large fries and a chocolate shake?’ HAHAHA, it was soooo funny! No, wait, their name was MacDonald.”

I am not making this shit up.

Three. Two if they are small. Chop them fine and lightly brown them in olive oil. Some people like virgins. I prefer extra virgins. Remove from heat and add 2 cans tomato paste, and 2.5 cans of water. Put back on low heat. Add 1/2 tsp sugar, 1/2 tsp fresh rosemary, and salt/pepper/tabasco to taste.

In a seperate pan, brown 1 lb ground beef and one onion, chopped, until beef is brown and onion is translucent. Drain well and add to tomato mixture. Simmer, covered, on low heat for one hour.

Serve with pasta.

Share with slut.

Everyone shares with her! Thats the problem here, people!


“But I’ll always regret that Rwandan thing.” --Bill Clinton

Anyone else wonder why our recently departed Jarrod87 signed his name differently at the bottom of every post?

Yes, but like some of the great mysteries of the world, it’s more fun to speculate. If you do find out, please put it in a spoiler box. I had enough of a shock when I found out

Cecil has never been seen with Ed Zotti in the same place at the same time!

Hassan

Sounds good, I’ll try that tdn

but I think I’ll share it with one of the extra virgins…

OK, I think we’re done here.

Lynn
For the Straight Dope