I swear to God I first read this as “Where does a Pizza Hut Delivery sing go on Holiday” and sat here trying to think of what the punchline could POSSIBLY be, until I finally reread it.
(darn cold, I can’t see, or some such other excuse for poor reading skills at this hour :D)
When I was but a wee tot, a “friend” of mine, who was herbally enhanced, told this tale:
“So we were really stoned and looked in the phone book, and found these people whose name was Burger King, so we called them up and said ‘yeah, like, can we get two Big Macs and a large fries and a chocolate shake?’ HAHAHA, it was soooo funny! No, wait, their name was MacDonald.”
Three. Two if they are small. Chop them fine and lightly brown them in olive oil. Some people like virgins. I prefer extra virgins. Remove from heat and add 2 cans tomato paste, and 2.5 cans of water. Put back on low heat. Add 1/2 tsp sugar, 1/2 tsp fresh rosemary, and salt/pepper/tabasco to taste.
In a seperate pan, brown 1 lb ground beef and one onion, chopped, until beef is brown and onion is translucent. Drain well and add to tomato mixture. Simmer, covered, on low heat for one hour.
Yes, but like some of the great mysteries of the world, it’s more fun to speculate. If you do find out, please put it in a spoiler box. I had enough of a shock when I found out
Cecil has never been seen with Ed Zotti in the same place at the same time!