You forgot to mention the yard or two of coupons, and, as applicable, the two rolls of quarters you asked for, which also form part of the pile. Sometimes I need both hands to hold it all.
This is also why I always use a cart even if I’m only buying a couple of items. After checking out, the cart gives me a nice little workspace to get all this stuff organized, throw out coupons I know I’m not using, put my ear buds back in, etc., etc.
Now if my local store would just stop blasting recent Top 40 pop oldies…
“oh, oh. whoa, oh. Whoa, whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa oh…
This love has taken its toll…”