One more thing to check off the ol’ bucket list 
Evil, my nose is not currently speaking to me after the indignity I imposed upon it. 
And just great, now I have to go buy some peeps…
The thing with the “wedding ring up the nose” is that, once you hear it, you’re obsessed with it until you actually do it.
Ask anyone if they can fit their wedding ring up their nose. They will have to try it.
Or if the ring doesn’t fit, they will have to cast about for something that will. After I couldn’t wedge a finger ring up my schnozz I tried a hoop earring (diameter about 5/8") that fit in there quite nicely.