I have a song going through my head today, and cannot get rid of it. What’s worse is the song itself: the AARP “don’t vote” commercial jingle, with the politician. Perhaps if I type out all the lyrics, it’ll rid my brain and infest someone else (the only known cure)
I’m handsome, I’m funny, I tell a good joke
I’ll hug you and kiss you, I don’t even smoke
My wife is impeccable, my past quite respectable
Vote for me assuredly
But don’t ask about Social Security
During this election, the worst commercial for me (I’m in Ohio) was one for the minimum wage increase (I think).
It had “If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands” in it. That song has now been stuck in my head for days. I’m trying to get rid of it, but nothing’s working.
“What’s gonna work? Teeeeeamwork!”
“Awwwww, rescue pack! Comin’ to the rescue!”
“La la lala! La la lala! Elmo’s World!”
“We just figured out Blue’s Clues, 'cause we are really smart!”
Yeah, that should be enough to make most parents homicidal.
We’re your backyard friends the Backyardigans
Hear my echo, hear my echo, sing after me, sing after me
The Sunny Patch theme
The Lazytown theme
I’ve decided my daughter is a lingoholic. She may hate the show, but dances with the theme comes on. Thank the gods my babysitters not-so-subversive Barney indoctrination aren’t working.
