Stupidest thing lekatt has said to date

I had a college girlfriend who claimed to believe the same thing. All belief systems were valid to her, even when they contradicted each other. One argument that I remember had me screaming “how can a thing be both blue and not blue at the same time!?” while she smiled and quietly stated “it just can.” It was infuriating to a young man still wrestling his way out from under the yoke of a Christian upbringing.

I concluded that she wasn’t interested in logic or religion or any kind of inquiry into the nature of the world. Not that she wasn’t intelligent, she just had no interest in that sort of knowledge. She just liked to tweak the beards of stuffy people like me who insist on questioning everything. In a way it was a refreshing, take anything that comes and ignore it, philosophy.

Well, then the best response to lekatt (if you must respond at all) is a shrug and a “whatever”, as opposed to getting angry, insulting, and banned.
At least with a college girlfriend, I assume you can have sex with her. That might be worth some displays of aggravation.

How do we know lekatt isn’t a hot piece of ass?

Is this your idea of a real hot piece of ass?

Love and light

lekatt from the latter link: “I have had many beautiful (near death) experiences and hope to have many more.”

Collect 'em all, trade with your friends.

Czarcasm gets annoyed when people don’t bow before the brilliance of his Socratic reasoning.

My vote is for:

Actually, I get annoyed when someone repeatedly posts bullshit, then calls me a liar when I call them on it.

:eek::rolleyes:

Is he counting SLEEP as a NDE? Otherwise I call bullshit.

Is it almost a violation of board rules to wish near death on someone?

And here we get to my main problem with lekatt’s “expertise” when it comes to NDE’s, because here is his:

No “brilliant Socratic reasoning” needed to point out the problem here, I think.

You have to use the Infinite Improbability Drive to transport yourself inside your brain. There is a black orb floating about. That’s your common sense. You need to remove it.

At least that’s how you get “tea” and “no tea” at the same time.

I just had a near death experience wasting my time reading this thread!

I predict, unless the mods close it, that there will be a resurrection sometime in the future.

If he bothers you that much, you could just stop engaging him. You’re clearly not going to change his mind and he’s not going to change yours. The peanut gallery needs you to point out that he’s off his rocker, I promise.

Perhaps you can try following your own advice?

Once, I was reading a thread, ( I think in GQ) and I saw a very helpful post that was perfectly on topic…I looked to see who it was and I swear it was Lekatt.
once

and I may have been on nyquil at the time

Oh, that takes me back.

I kept forgetting the peanuts.

Last night I dreamt I was visiting my run-down and vacant former house*, which I still owned. I went down into the basement and called out for my cat who died 7 years ago. He appeared and ran over to me, where we embraced. Someone (unseen in the dream) asked me why I kept going back to that place. I said “Because even though he’s dead, I get to see him again”.

I would never confuse that with an NDE.

  • IRL, house is neither of those things and is owned by someone else now.