I used to really like chatting, but lately nobody seems interested by my 6-foot, 190-pound body, or my 9-inch cock. Luckily, I now have an online girlfriend with long blond hair, green eyes, and a 36-24-34 body.
Yep, that’s the basic idea.
:o is the one that doesn’t translate for me. I look at that and I don’t think, “Boy, is that poster embarassed.” I think, “Gee, I guess it’s a good thing they don’t let us post links to porn sites, or post our own pictures.”
Does anyone else group the smilies by colour? I mean, I keep thinking of all the yellow smilies as just the one smilie, but with different expressions. I kinda feel sorry for the blue guy - always either shocked or sad.
We need more varieties in colours other than yellow though. It limits the range of the smilie conversations that go on in my head when I’ve been reading the board for too long.
“Dude, I can flick peanuts with the skill and alacrity of a ninja.”
“Yeah! I bet I could hit you right in the eye.”
:dubious: “Yeah, right. Five bucks says you can’t”
“You’re on, man” <ping>
:smack: “Dammit! Bullseye! Right in my sceptical eye, too”
“I can’t open my eye!”
:o “I’m really sorry! Here, let me get you another beer. Barman!”
“I have to stay late and sweep up all those peanuts after closing, you know.”
“Two more beers please”
“Imported or domestic?”
;j “Can you rephrase that as an ethical question?”