Microsoft Chat works fine for roughly and consistently one minute.


The ONE program that might free me from my nights of boredom/depression (and replace that with nights of being awake until morning) is the ONE program that crashes!


And, is it my bad luck with room choice, or does no-one actually chat in chat rooms any more.

Everyone seems to wait for someone else to say something!

It used to be great, I used to love chat rooms. There would be a constant stream of chatter and you could pick up on things, butt in, and offer your superior opinion on things.



<ducking and running>


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duh! that is sooooooo ytesterday!!:slight_smile: :frowning: :o :smiley: :wink: :stuck_out_tongue: :cool: :rolleyes: :mad: :eek: :confused: ;j :wally :smack: :dubious:

That ‘dubious’ smiley does not convey dubiousness to me.

It looks more like a slightly derranged suggestive expression

NE1 wanna chat with a 15/f/va?

ducks and runs

Now you’ve said that, I can see what you mean. It’s like it’s saying “Hey baby, you wanna come back for some rumpy pumpy???” :dubious:

I think it looks like a pirate with his eyepatch flipped up.

I thought this was going to be a rant about a crappy keyboard with a broken spacebar.

I used to really like chatting, but lately nobody seems interested by my 6-foot, 190-pound body, or my 9-inch cock. Luckily, I now have an online girlfriend with long blond hair, green eyes, and a 36-24-34 body.

I’m thinking it looks like a horny Popeye.


I’m waiting for the porn spam links.

They don’t chat? What do they do, dance?

I was thinking Vulcan.

“That is illogical, Captain. :dubious:”

Yep, that’s the basic idea.
:o is the one that doesn’t translate for me. I look at that and I don’t think, “Boy, is that poster embarassed.” I think, “Gee, I guess it’s a good thing they don’t let us post links to porn sites, or post our own pictures.”

Does anyone else group the smilies by colour? I mean, I keep thinking of all the yellow smilies as just the one smilie, but with different expressions. I kinda feel sorry for the blue guy - always either shocked or sad.

We need more varieties in colours other than yellow though. It limits the range of the smilie conversations that go on in my head when I’ve been reading the board for too long.

:cool: “Dude, I can flick peanuts with the skill and alacrity of a ninja.”
:slight_smile: “Oh yeah?”
:cool: “Yeah! I bet I could hit you right in the eye.”
:dubious: “Yeah, right. Five bucks says you can’t”
:cool: “You’re on, man” <ping>
:smack: “Dammit! Bullseye! Right in my sceptical eye, too”
:o “Sorry!”
:wink: “I can’t open my eye!”
:o “I’m really sorry! Here, let me get you another beer. Barman!”
:frowning: “I have to stay late and sweep up all those peanuts after closing, you know.”
:cool: “Two more beers please”
:frowning: “Imported or domestic?”
;j “Can you rephrase that as an ethical question?”