I’d order some tapes myself, but I suspect that Pepper Mill has been surreptitiously playing the “Don’t spend your money on really stupid things” subliminal tape again.
(Mods: I don’t think this violates any sacred SDMB rules. There’s no nudity.)
The combination to her what? Christ! I didn’t know they kept them things locked up! Actually, this explains the recurring nightmare I keep having where I’m back in High School and can’t get by books or into my locker because I can’t remember the combination!!
And that’s Science!
“Oh I wish I was a Catfish, swimmin’ in the deep blue sea. I’d have all the pretty womens fishin’ after me!” - Catfish Blues
You’re lying. I bet you’d love to seduce the hundreds of women that this system offers you. Hundreds. Better than the Lynx effect. Hundreds. Naked bodies lying everywhere. All of them female. Think about it.
Mr. Crawford was a student at Dartmouth University in the '90s (Don’t send your kids there, it apparently doesn’t work.)
Here’s a post of his from alt.flame. Uh, brilliant.
Yes, a popular one on usenet.See such enlightening posts as:[ul][li]Re: Brian Crawford are you really that ugly??[]Re: BRIAN CRAWFORD = COCKSUCKER X10[]Re: Brian Crawford is a secreat commie[]Brian Crawford Stands Up to be Counted (was 10 Worst “Lamers”)[]Re: Brian Crawford is obviously a girl[]Re: Brian Crawford is Afraid of Females[]Re: brian crawford is still a girlieBrian Crawford a total and complete imbecile[/ul][/li]
One despairs of the youth of America.
But at least he can give me the “key to her vagina.”
WITH THIS SECRET CD, YOULL HAVE HUNNDREDS OF WOMEN, SHITTING AND GIGGLING ON YOUR SOFA!!!
Hey, musn’t overlook the absurdly gullible coprophiliac demographic.
Why waste time with subliminal music. I’m in a hurry! The same site sells pheromone cologne.
The way I read it is, in one breath she catches my scent. Her next breaths are partially obstructed, because she’s she’s jammed a significant portion of my anatomy down her throat.