I dunno, if I was stuck on a sub, knowing my SO was making do with a RealMudd[sup]tm[/sup] might help with the morale – if I was prone to worrying about Bob next-door.
They showed one of the ‘intimate’ photos on CNN last night – her in tacky synthetic lingerie and the simulacrum (dammit!) dressed up in his usual Japanese school-girl sailor-suit fetish gear, and the both of them sprawled on a bed, arms and legs akimbo.
That woman has some balls on her.