If one who teaches is called a teacher, and one who writes is called a writer, and one who farms is called a farmer, why is one who sues called a lawyer? They should be called suers!
If an experienced carpenter is a master carpenter, and an experienced mason is a master mason, then an experienced fisherman, one who is very good at baiting fish hooks, should be called a master baiter.
No he would be called a master angler or for short a mangler! 
The ones who sues, and the one who uses the tool of law to assist, are two different people. The law-yer uses the law, just as a saw-yer would use a saw.
But I like “suers.” Makes me think of the sound attributed to calling pigs: “Sooooeeeee”
And if you crossed a rottweiler with a poodle, would it be a
rottenoodle?
Go to bed you rotten kids!!
So a Jack-of-all-trades on vacation would be a Jack-off?
And she who weilds the garden hoe?
My favorite drink is a combination of cheap champagne and Ripple.
I call it Champipple.
What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a shitzu?
A dogzu!!! Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I don’t get it. :smack:
aryk29 Hoe-er, which sounds like whore.
What would happen if Brooke Shields married James Bond?
She’d become Brooke Bond!
(I don’t think Americans or North Americans would get this.)
WRS
:smack: Okay I get it!
Guilty as charged!
If Dear Abby married one of the Doobie Brothers, she’d be Abby Doobie.