Suggest a name for a yoga studio.

The Dope is one of the most creative places anywhere. We’ve helped name a race horse, boats and countless cats and dogs. Is there anything The SDMB cannot do?

Which is why I am calling on my *web peeps *to help me with something.

My best friend is planning to open a yoga studio in the future.

Her brain is frightening non-fictionish (she has a Masters degree in Sports Medicine or something like it.) and her suggestions for a name for her place were bland and mediocre, none meeting my approval for something that clicks in the brain and can sell t-shirts ( hey, this would be American Yoga. Trademarking is everything.)
My suggestion was ** Get Bent Yoga **, which went over really well with our test group ( 3 women and one teenage girl in the car.)
I cannot remember if she is Ashtanga or Ivenegar, I think it is the latter.

All suggestions ( funny, Zen-ish, Dirty Smelly Hippie-ish) are welcome.

Down Dog.

If it’s “Hatha” yoga . . .

“Better Than None.”

Stretch Appeal.

Ooooh, I like them all!
Keep them coming!!

Lotus Help You!

Yoga Flame. Or Yoga Fire, your choice.

Or how about
Lotus Poser
To The Mat
Going Asanas
TCBY (This Can’t Be Yoga)
Lotus Pray
Lotus Entertain You

(Sorry, breastfeeding mother with nothing else to do right now!)

IBYC (Itty Bitty Yoga Committee)

You Seek Yoga

Monkey See Monkey Pose
Mattitude Yoga
Over the Bridge
Stretch It!

Salute to the Sun

Whatever you call it, please don’t use the Papyrus typeface for a logo. I know it might be the standard yoga studio typeface, but … c’mon, you can think of something more original to use, can’t you?

Personally I like “Get Bent” - it’s not cliched, and it’s easy to remember.

This was going to be mine as well.

Lady Yo Ga Ga

Studio Y

Gordian Knot

There’s actually a yoga position called savasan, prounounced shove-asan. Literal meaning is “death pose”:

You could try a play on that.

It’s probably the wrong practice, but there’s also Bend It Like Bikram…

These too are dope!