The Straight Dope TV Instant Millionaire Game–the perfect vehicle to bring Straight Dope TV back from the dead and into the primetime network TV spotlight…Lord knows with all the so-called “reality TV” crap on TV these days, we need a primetime savior like Cecil Adams, with Mike Lukas as his prophet.
How about;
Have your serum cholesterol measured as you enter and again upon leaving without having the numbers revealed to you.
After the exit test, try and guess the astronomical increase in high density fatty lipids your bloodstream has just undergone, and win a free Happy Coronary Graft™ from the Ronald McDonald House’s organ bank.
Or;
Guess which customer’s body part (crotch, chin, mouth, etc.) will be burned by what McDonald’s product (overheated coffee, pickle, apple pie) during your visit to that location and win a free Happy Bandaid™.
[Hijack]
Q: How do you tell Ronald McDonald in a nudist camp?
A: He’s the one with the sesame seed buns…
[/Hijack]
Boooooo! Boooo! Hiss… Booooo!
That was terrible. 
Seems like a good time to resurrect the Hamburgler. There must be a game in that somehow…
Damn, someone already got to the good jokes. You’re right, it’s too easy.
McD’s should have an essay contest:
“We’re all out of ideas for defrauding our customers with bogus sweepstakes. If you’ve got ideas, write them down in 500 words or less and we’ll give you a chance at $1,000,000 cash.”
[sub]Payable in installments of $1 per year for the next million years (without interest).[/sub]