Suggestions for a pregnant friend's Halloween Costume?

I already have “Pregnant Nun”
I’m not worried about being offensive, or practicality. I’m just looking for funny.
Any ideas?

an M&M!

Pumpkin!

The nun costume is cheap, too. Go to a costume store and pick up the pre-packaged one for about $20.00.

Pregnant vampire? That might be weirdly cool… Long black wig, cape, mini-skirt with thigh-high black leather boots. Booyah! Stick that stomach out, girl! Be proud!

Bowling ball!

Pot-bellied stove?

Maybe you could have one of the larvae from “Aliens” popping out of her belly…

Fat Elvis.

Go as the letter “b”.

Bowling pin?

The Virgin Mary!

A Britney-Spears-esque pop star.

I had one pregnant girl show up at my party with a slashed T-shirt and Helter Skelter written in blood on it. She came as Sharon Tate.

It might be too obscure, but how about the Rosemary’s Baby lead character?

A big white T-shirt stretched over her belly with the logo “Who’s my Daddy? You’re my Daddy!” would be plenty scary (to men at least).

A Teletubbie?

When I was pregnant, I went as the Bride of Frankenstein.

Very easy costume- Get a large cardboard box. Cut the bottom out. Cut out three holes (one on top & two on the sides) for her head & arms. Use your artistic talent to turn the box into a stove. Draw burners on top and make an oven door that can open to reveal her extended tummy. Fasten a bun to this part of her anatomy. Her partner in crime can go as the chef, attired in apron and hat with possibly a turkey baster as an accessory.

I sent the current batch of suggestions to my friend, and am currently awaiting her (probably smartass) reply.

Thanks!

When my sister-in-law was preggers, she went as Mimi from the Drew Carrey show.