There seems to be an issue going around in the Board where “facts” and “logic” are taking entirely too long to read, understand and incorporate into ones body of knowledge. We need to really look critically at all of this “thought” going on and distill these “ideas” down to their essence i.e. 10 words or less or something that can be read on a bumper. I’ll start:
Government Bad. Coprorations Good. Assimilate into the Collective.
Any more?
Fuck you, I got mine.
-Joe
Stunning in both it’s depth and simplicity–and only five words! You are a master 
Spend enough time marveling at Randian Libertarians and you too can be disgusted to five words as well!
-Joe
My ten word response to the OP:
Complex political issues usually can’t be solved by simple solutions.
Too many long words to fit on a bumper sticker, even if you kept it to 10 words.
Rules-lawyer!
-Joe
Radical Moderate at the Wheel.
I support the thought out, not the bought out.
(Yeah, I know you were looking for more sarcasm.)
Satire: the use of wit, especially irony, sarcasm, and ridicule, to criticize faults.
Your guy’s faults are worse than my guy’s identical faults.
Facts say otherwise? You have your facts, I have mine.
Holyland conflict: Jews and Muslims want the same land.
Sorry Little Nemo, the coffee hadn’t yet kicked in when I read your post. Please accept my apoligies for the sarcastic response.
Hate Government? Hate Taxes? We welcome you to Somalia.
Shape of Earth: Views Differ
Budget says Yes but debt limit says No. Their fault!
We pretend to report. We tell you what to decide.
-Joe
America needs this so badly, you should pay for it
Obama sucks, la la la la la, nine percent unemployment!
(Fingers in ears for best effect.)
Work harder, millions on welfare depend on you!
Work harder?? Where’s the jobs?