Every time you buy something, you vote
To play the 10 word devil’s advocate:
How can you not care?
Simple solutions are generally the most effective.
Those who can buy out can think out.
And it’s working so well for them, both.
Love Government? Love Taxes? We welcome you to Cuba.
Hot Summers! Cold winters! Global warming is bunk.
Listen, we didn’t know that ‘Tea Bagging’ really meant that.
Democrats: Rerun of Great Society. Republicans: above all else, win.
I’m gonna hold my breath 'til you cut taxes!
For Canada:
Appointing Senators is unrepresentative, but why have two Commons?
Cut everything else, but give the military more.
Ban the shoulder thing that goes up.
Repubs: God said, “the rich shall have lower taxes.”
Taxes? We don’t need no stinking taxes!
Republicans? We don’t need no stinking Republicans!
Rejoice! Dems don’t give a shit about your guns.
10 words, haiku:
Drastic spending cuts
Balanced budget, no new tax
Too draconian
I don’t claim credit for any of these, in fact, I bet one of these is from this very board.
Don’t like my market-god? Talk to the invisible hand.
Killing for profit bad; killing for “human rights” good.
Government is incompetent; innocent people are never executed.
When our elite manipulate the public things will be better.
Foreigners steal our jobs; sit around on welfare all day.
Democracy good; heads up, 30% of people are authoritarians.
Problem with violent revolutions: violent people win them.
Post-racial America: we’re all niggers now.
Adjudicating other’s internal conflicts works out so well for us.
America! Fuck yeah!
Speaking half-truths to power, better than no truth at all.
Let’s worship founding fathers, a homogeneous group that always agreed.
Only straights should mess up adopted children.
All the elections have already been decided. The people lost.
The revolution will be Anonymously Commented Upon.
Vote for Cthulhu. Why choose the lesser evil?
Allow harlots to practice their quim craft. God will judge.
Republicans crucify Obama for doing what they wanted him to do.
Challenging the executive will be subverted into normalization of power.
Better if formation of cooperative killing machines was guarded against.
Murdoch took cable news, made it what it already was.
I have to say, I like the word “quimcraft”.
Abortion issue: Protect fetuses or give freedom; life has choices
Life begins at conception, and ends at birth.
Abortion: when is babby formed? Nobody can agree.
Unless you give Ayn Rand’s name that post is plagiarism.
Not raising the debt ceiling could fuck you up bigtime.
or
Not raising debt ceiling ≠ Pubs want responsible spending.