Summarize Complex Political Issues in 10 Words or Less

“Keep and bear arms” is not “wantonly sell murderers guns.”
Punishment without rehabilitation mainly just torture, fails to curb recidivism.
Oil reserves worth more in future, once Arabia’s reserves gone.
Patented crop gene inevitably reproduces itself; farmers sued for “copying.”
Treat foreigners as you would want foreigners to treat you.
The less you make, the more interest you’ll owe! Perverse!

Abortion debate: A woman-inslaver, a babykiller and bigfoot walk into a bar.

(Okay, it’s a tad long)

I’m not rich enough to be a Republican.

Unemployment remains over 9%. Who are these mythical job creators?

“People cause problems - no people, no problems.” - Stalin. Kind of the ultimate in simple solutions. Not much fun if you are one of the problems, though.

One Nation Under Water